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THIS DONALD TRUMP SWIMSUIT CONSISTS SOLEY OF A PHOTO OF HIS FACE

If last week's Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit left you thinking you've seen everything, just wait until you see what the brand behind it did next.

Beloved Shirts has created a swimsuit featuring a close-up of Donald Trump's face. Not only does the Shocked Trump One-Piece Swimsuit feature his face, but his face takes up the entirety of the garment. The screen-printed graphic appears to be at least double the size of his IRL face.

As the name of the suit suggests, the Celebrity Apprentice host’s facial expression is indeed a shocked one. Coincidentally, the shocked expression is one you might expect to see from your fellow beachgoers should you decide to wear this swimwear on your next trip to the beach.

If you’re wondering if the back of the swimsuit features the back of Trump’s head (AKA, his hair), it doesn’t. The same exact graphic appears on both the front and back, ensuring that no one anywhere near someone wearing the suit be spared from it.

For comparison, here’s the front:

And here's the back:

The swimsuit is currently marked down to $49.95 from $59.95 — significantly cheaper than a package of Trump Steaks.

If one-pieces aren’t your style, Beloved Shirts has plenty of other clothing items inspired by Donald Trump. There are muscle tanks and T-shirts featuring a close-up of his face, a series of tops, a wall tapestry featuring Trump as the shark from Jaws, and a T-shirt featuring Trump and Lady from Lady and the Tramp sharing spaghetti.

By Sophie Hirsh 

Via Teen Vogue